Years ago a funny movie came out called “Going South” which depicted what many small towns after the civil war experienced (shortage of men) and how one town had dealt with this issue.
In the movie a woman could “buy” a man which was sentenced to death and marry them. Often these women had no clue what kind of man they were getting as the men were often dragged into town by some law official.
In the movie actress Mary Steenburgen buys actor Jack Nicolson, preventing him from being hung. She had been a spinster with a farm (and a secret goldmine) and looked at him as “labor” instead of a husband.
Her neighbors (many who had also bought a man) let her know that a “woman’s duty” must be done on her side of this arrangement and offered her some advice. One neighbor said, “I lay there and think of canning apricots.” Later in the movie Jack Nicholson shouts at her in front of her neighbors, “I sure did love those canned apricots!”
You may be wondering why I am reminiscing about a movie many people thought was probably not the best work either of these actors had done…but I have to tell you…I remember both my parents howling with laughter at this movie and me-a kid-wondering what could possibly be so funny about “canning apricots.”
Many years later as an adult I called home to discover my parents had changed their answering machine message to “We aren’t here right now so we are probably canning apricots.”
Remembering the movie and this phrase I went out and rented the movie to watch again. I had a mystery I had to solve. I laughed so hard I was tearing up—until I realized my parents were possibly “canning apricots” right that moment. Ewww.
After I married and had kids “canning apricots” became the polite/secret way adults in my family referred to this “activity” in front of kids. I never thought much of it. My kids would ask about it and I’d just say it was some “boring adult activity” they didn’t need to be concerned about.
This summer however, my kids were going through old VCR tapes we were donating to the American Legion for hospitals overseas and they came across “Going South” and decided to watch it. They dragged in the old VCR machine and hooked it up. I came home to see some odd looks on their faces but other than that, nothing which warranted concern.
This morning when my husband and I came downstairs all three of our teenagers yelled “You guys are LOUD when you are in there canning apricots!” and “You didn’t sound like you were bored in there last night!” We all stared at each other for a few seconds of awkwardness and then laughed. My son said, “I will never look at apricots the same.”
It is funny how little saying like that become part of our lives. I wonder if I can get that movie in high def? It seriously is a very funny movie. Our VCR tape of it just left inside a donation bin for some unsuspecting recuperating soldier to view. Perhaps I should have put a warning on it. I don’t want anyone popping stitches over a few “canned apricots.”

Michael Stars
great kids you have
1I was so curious as to the title of this post that I stared at it in my mailbox for a while wondering whether you had finally lost it. Well it was a funny read and I thank you for it.
2I never wanted to know about my parents...whatever.. and the euphemism doesn't make it any easier now. On the other hand, I had a professor who taught me about family relations who thought that sex was something to be explained very naturally. Sorry but it doesn't work that way for me.
I noticed your kids seem to have no shyness in regarding lovemaking openly and I wonder whether that's good or bad. Frankly I think familiarity with something is a good thing, but over-familiarity is what leads to its abuse. Still there's' no stopping a train which has gathered as much steam as it has in our age.
My parent's generation felt sex-ed was giving you a library card to go look it up OR hope that the little movie they make all kids see in school would answer all those questions. The film I saw in school was misleading--however the library.....
While I understand why they were like that and appreciated the freedom to go find real information in my library,(mom did get a few phone calls about me being in the adult section)I have taken the stance that being open and frank about things is usually the best way to go.
Nothing is worse than not having that conversation at all. I have always kept it age appropriate and looked for opportunities to give explanations. When they say "eww" I stop and usually a while later they continue with a follow-up question.
I watched "American Pie" with each of my kids just prior to them starting high school. My bishop was not happy with me about it but when I asked him to point me in the direction of something that is as true to real life that was supported by our church--he couldn't. The only thing American Pie missed was someone getting a STD, pregnant, or HIV....and yes those conversations followed.
Gee...how is it that sex and fruit are always related? Oh yeah...Adam and Eve.
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I have not thought of that movie in a long time. I had forgotten about the apricots.
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"I will marshal all the forces of darkness to hound you to an assisted suicide." - In the Loop
Craving apricots all day now.
5There is a wonderful book about explaining sex to kids called, Before They Ask. I have used it and it is excellent.
6Cool...I will have to check it out. My kids are beyond it but I do have nieces and nephews.
7okay, cheeky, before i even got to the comments on this thread, i hopped on to ebay and bought goin' south ~ have not seen it... how is that possible? at any rate, taking your word for it (and now, sam's), as i'm out $6.62 including s/h. will comment on the movie after i watch it. (i'm expecting the best!) btw, i LOVE apricots. freud would have a field day.
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8"If we ever forget that we're one nation under God, then we will be a nation gone under." Ronald Reagan
Freud would have a field day with me...I defy explanation.
9I am going to rent this! I love apricots too!
10It really is hilarious. LOVE the "horse peeing" part. Hee hee...you'll have to wait and see it for yourself.
11So, should we or should we NOT eat apricots, canned or otherwise, while watching this movie, iyho?
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12"If we ever forget that we're one nation under God, then we will be a nation gone under." Ronald Reagan
Eat what you like...heck...go for a variety. I'd be careful and not wear something that "spew-age" while laughing would permanently stain.
13if nothing else, this blog has taught me an ancillary to Freud's observation concerning the cigar: Sometimes an apricot is anything BUT an apricot!
14Tis' true my friend ... and some are sweeter than others but we appreciate each one.
15Cheeky, like a lobster bib??
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16"If we ever forget that we're one nation under God, then we will be a nation gone under." Ronald Reagan
Sure. That should work CC.
17I have never seen this movie, but now, I'll have to watch it. How about dinner & movie night???? I do love apricots: fresh, dried, canned, in pies, etc.... This will bring a new meaning to it.
How about vanilla ice cream topped with an apricot flambe?
18Hey---You'll have to let me know what you think about the movie!
19Hmmm...wondering if cc watched it and if she laughed.
20Note to self...PM ccpm and ask for a full report. She has been busy with a new job/hrs and WE miss her!
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OMG, this is funny. I have never heard of the movie, but now want to watch it.
22My youngest and I have a bad, no, good habit of quoting movies in our regular day to day.
Gotta warn you...you'll never look at a can of apricots the same.
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